![]() Nathan Collins and his probable terrorist organization ties (?) are blamed while it is actually corrupt military leader General Remora usurping the project via a shadow program (?) in order to weaponize alpha shark Red Dog (?) with an old suitcase plutonium bomb from Russia (?) to increase America’s national security and destroy terrorists. The sharks escape the compound, start attacking beachgoers and resisting their microchips to which Dr. Marla Collins conduct a military science project named “The Blue Demon Project” that genetically engineered Great White sharks capable of living in salt and freshwater and trained them via electroshock transmitters to recognize specific targets in order to defend America’s coastline. Blue Demon is part of this forgettable post- Deep Blue Sea glut that is frankly, quite mind numbing to comprehend let alone watch.ĭon’t believe me? Chew on this plot: Near-to-divorced scientists Dr. ![]() ![]() Remember when I said people who trash movies to be edgy (re: boring and mean) tend to disregard what’s actually happening? Well, this is not one of those times.īlue Demon is the worst shark movie I have ever seen (and by now I’ve seen, what some would say are too many shark movies). Add more sharks, or shark mutations or weird settings, kill some people and people will watch it (still not wrong). Put a shark in it, kill some people, people will watch it (not wrong). It’s due to a mix between being an Old Millennial and coming of age during a time of few shark movies, and also not wanting to watch a lot of garbage.Īs we’ve discussed and will discuss in WAY greater detail below, post- Deep Blue Sea saw a huge boom in shark movies that mostly watered down the genre, bloating it with milquetoast offerings. īlue Demon by Daniel Grodnik, 2004 Starring Dedee Pfeiffer, Randall Batinkoff, Danny Woodburn, Josh Hammond, Christine Lakin, Jeff Fahey Budget: $650,000 (estimated) Box office: $650,000 (estimated) (one of these numbers is definitely wrong.)Ĭontrary to popular opinion (jk, no one cares), before starting the Sharkometer series, I hadn’t actually watched a lot of shark movies. Is there a bomb in Red Dog’s mouth or is he just happy to see me?įrom the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws.
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